THE QUEEN OF VERSAILLES
May 28, 2012 Leave a comment
I sat through the first part of Lauren Greenfield’s documentary profoundly slack-jawed with what I would imagine to be an expression of absolute horror on my face. The film profiles the Siegels, an obscenely wealthy Florida family who are in the process of building the country’s largest single residential space, modeled after the famous Palace of Versailles. 74-year-old patriarch David made his fortune selling time-share real estate on credit to middle-class patrons who mostly couldn’t afford it. Thirty-years-his-junior trophy wife Jackie is an ex-model who rarely dresses without accentuating her ginormous fake boobs. They have seven kids, because, as Jackie says, it’s so much fun poppin’ them out when you have a staff to take care of them. They’re building a home they don’t need in a décor of nouveau riche bad taste that renders even Joan Rivers’ apartment a model of restraint. The Siegels are American capitalism gone awry and a convincing argument against wealth accumulation.
If the story concluded with the palace’s completion, THE QUEEN OF VERSAILLES would play like the ultimate Bravo TV reality show. Instead, following the 2008 financial crisis, David’s company takes a dive and begins hemorrhaging money, so much that construction on the new home ceases halfway through. Soon, the Siegels are forced to downsize their opulent lifestyle, most crucially by letting go of household staff. One can’t help but feel some schadenfreude at this turn of events, but while David remains an unlikable asshole, Jackie emerges as the film’s protagonist. We learn there’s more to her than meets the massive breast implants—her flaws are still apparent, as when she takes the kids on an ill-advised Walmart shopping spree, but she’s also motivated and smart (she worked as an engineer (!) before modeling) and genuinely cares about her family’s well-being. It’s actually heartbreaking to see how little her family (especially her husband) gives back to her.
In the end, the film not only illustrates how much wealth can skew one’s own perception of the world but also how those outside that bubble perceive the wealthy. Although THE QUEEN OF VERSAILLES is effortlessly entertaining (you can imagine a Hollywood adaptation starring Jennifer Coolidge as Jackie), it’s also surprisingly humane, even sympathetic as it chronicles insane personal wealth and how suddenly it can just disappear. Grade: A-